What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

Are narcissists happy people generally?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

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Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Do Indian guys like African girls?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun